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Hawkeye Honey Edibles

Hawk-eye on the honey, hands off the law

⚠️ This brand does not exist.

Iowa's most apian fictional edibles brand, featuring honey-infused gummies from a state with no dispensaries.

Edibles

Products by Hawkeye Honey Edibles

Hawkeye Honey OG Kush Beverage
Edibles / Beverage
THC 8.0%
$18.00 / 12 oz can
Honey-sweet OG Kush sparkling beverage. Hawk-approved, legally fictional.
by Hawkeye Honey Edibles
Hawkeye Honey Zkittlez Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$26.00 / 10pk gummies
Honey-Zkittlez fictional gummies from Iowa's most apian cannabis brand.
by Hawkeye Honey Edibles
Hawkeye Honey Gummies AK-47
Edibles / Gummies
THC 11.5%
$25.00 / 10pk gummies
Multi-strain Iowa honey gummies, AK-47 flavored for the Hawkeye who demands e...
by Hawkeye Honey Edibles

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