Bluff Country Cannabis House
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Dubuque's most elevated (geographically) fictional dispensary, overlooking the Mississippi in pure imagination.
64 Blufftop Fantasy Rd, Dubuque, IA 52001
563-555-0909 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 12pm-6pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC 21.0%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Black and gold in spirit, blue and dreamy in fiction. Iowa's most imaginary h...
by Hawkeye Harvest Cannabis
Flower / Indica
THC 20.0%
$41.00 / 1/8 oz
River-flowing Northern Lights that glow in Iowa City's fiction-lit sky.
by Iowa River Reserve Flower
Flower / Sativa
THC 19.5%
$38.00 / 1/8 oz
Energy flowing like the Iowa River, Green Crack powers through Iowa's imagina...
by Iowa River Reserve Flower
Flower / Hybrid
THC 22.0%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
A multi-award winner from Iowa's fictional harvest. AK-47 never tasted so Mid...
by Hawkeye Harvest Cannabis
Flower / Sativa
THC 22.0%
$47.00 / 1/8 oz
Morning harvest Mimosa for Iowa's early-rising fictional cannabis consumers.
by Hawkeye Harvest Cannabis
Concentrate / Wax
THC 73.0%
$56.00 / 1g
Layered wax as complex as Iowa's loess bluffs with Wedding Cake sweetness in ...
by Loess Hills Wax Co.
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 74.0%
$77.00 / 1g
Layered Runtz live resin from western Iowa's most fictional bluff-top extract...
by Loess Hills Wax Co.
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 78.0%
$64.00 / 1g
Shattering expectations from Dubuque's bluffs with rainbow Zkittlez fiction.
by Dubuque Bluff Extracts