Cedar Rapids Cannabis Corridor
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Five Seasons City's second fictional dispensary, located in Iowa's most corridored imagination.
5 Czech Village Fantasy Way, Cedar Rapids, IA 52404
319-555-1818 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 11am-5pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC 23.0%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
OG Kush rooted in Iowa's agricultural heartland. As classic as a cornfield in...
by Cornbelt Cultivars
Flower / Sativa
THC 21.5%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Five Seasons City pays homage to activist Jack Herer with this fictional sati...
by Cedar Rapids Craft Cannabis
Flower / Hybrid
THC 29.0%
$62.00 / 1/8 oz
All-star potency from Cedar Rapids's most fictional craft operation. Pass it ...
by Cedar Rapids Craft Cannabis
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 88.0%
$63.00 / 1g
Crystal-clear GSC distillate from the Iowa cornbelt's most fictional extracti...
by Cornbelt Crystal Concentrates
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 85.5%
$63.00 / 1g
Purple Haze crystallized and distilled with Iowa winter precision. All imagin...
by Cornbelt Crystal Concentrates
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 13.5%
$31.00 / 1 chocolate bar
Cookie-worker chocolate from Iowa's belt. Fiction baked into every square.
by Cornbelt Cookie Works
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC 20.0%
$18.00 / 1 pre-roll
Cornbelt blunt in Blue Dream. Rolled with grain-elevator precision and cornfi...
by Cornbelt Cones
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 80.0%
$67.00 / 1g
Iowa winter-crystal Amnesia Haze shatter. Forget the cold, forget the law, in...
by Cornbelt Crystal Concentrates