Cedar Valley Canopy Shop
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Waterloo's fictional dispensary, serving the Cedar Valley with imaginary cannabis and real community spirit.
88 Valley Dream Blvd, Waterloo, IA 50701
319-555-0707 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-7pm, Sun 11am-5pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC 24.5%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Girl Scout Cookies bloom across Iowa's prairie in fictional splendor.
by Prairie Bloom Botanicals
Flower / Sativa
THC 21.5%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Five Seasons City pays homage to activist Jack Herer with this fictional sati...
by Cedar Rapids Craft Cannabis
Flower / Sativa
THC 18.5%
$38.00 / 1/8 oz
Purple haze across the Iowa prairie at sunset. A real sight, a fictional strain.
by Prairie Bloom Botanicals
Flower / Sativa
THC 20.0%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Industrial-strength Lemon Haze from the Cedar Valley's most fictional blue-co...
by Waterloo Works Flower
Flower / Hybrid
THC 29.0%
$62.00 / 1/8 oz
All-star potency from Cedar Rapids's most fictional craft operation. Pass it ...
by Cedar Rapids Craft Cannabis
Concentrate / Wax
THC 72.5%
$57.00 / 1g
Sticky-tall Gorilla Glue wax for Iowa's grass-level fictional extract enthusi...
by Tallgrass Labs
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 71.5%
$75.00 / 1g
Breakfast bowl live resin from Iowa's tallgrass prairie fantasy laboratory.
by Tallgrass Labs
Edibles / Gummies
THC 11.5%
$27.00 / 10pk gummies
Pantry-stocked Gelato gummies for Iowa's long winters. Fictional, but concept...
by Prairie Pantry Edibles