Cornbelt Cannabis Hub
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Agricultural hub turned fictional cannabis hub — Ames's cornbelt dispensary in pure imagination.
2 Cornrow Circle, Ames, IA 50014
515-555-1414 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-5pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Sativa
THC 22.5%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Standing as tall as the native grasses, Sour Diesel powers through Iowa's fic...
by Tallgrass Flower Reserve
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.0%
$57.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet as candy corn, which Iowa understands better than most. Cornbelt Runtz ...
by Cornbelt Cultivars
Flower / Sativa
THC 20.5%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
As poison to dull afternoons as the tallgrass is to a flat Iowa horizon. Fict...
by Tallgrass Flower Reserve
Flower / Indica
THC 27.0%
$57.00 / 1/8 oz
Dance through the Iowa prairie with Do-Si-Dos blooming in complete and colorf...
by Prairie Bloom Botanicals
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 77.0%
$61.00 / 1g
As clear as a prairie sky, as brittle as Iowa cannabis hopes. OG Kush shatter...
by Prairie Shatter Works
Edibles / Gummies
THC 11.0%
$25.00 / 10pk gummies
Tropical relief from the Iowa prairie pantry. Pineapple Express in gummy imag...
by Prairie Pantry Edibles
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 13.0%
$30.00 / 1 chocolate bar
Morning pantry chocolate with Cereal Milk character. Iowa farm breakfast in f...
by Prairie Pantry Gummies
Topicals / Lotion
THC 7.5%
$44.00 / 4 oz lotion
Calm as a cornfield in twilight, Blue Dream lotion soothes Iowa's imaginary c...
by Cornbelt Calm Topicals