Cyclone Country Cannabis
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Ames's fictional dispensary for ISU Cyclones who wish agricultural science extended to cannabis.
30 Tornado Alley Fake St, Ames, IA 50010
515-555-1010 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC 23.0%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
OG Kush rooted in Iowa's agricultural heartland. As classic as a cornfield in...
by Cornbelt Cultivars
Flower / Hybrid
THC 25.0%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet as an Iowa farm wedding. Hawkeye-inspired Wedding Cake for the fictiona...
by Hawkeye Hills Herb
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.0%
$57.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet as candy corn, which Iowa understands better than most. Cornbelt Runtz ...
by Cornbelt Cultivars
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 88.0%
$63.00 / 1g
Crystal-clear GSC distillate from the Iowa cornbelt's most fictional extracti...
by Cornbelt Crystal Concentrates
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 85.5%
$63.00 / 1g
Purple Haze crystallized and distilled with Iowa winter precision. All imagin...
by Cornbelt Crystal Concentrates
Edibles / Gummies
THC 11.5%
$27.00 / 10pk gummies
Pantry-stocked Gelato gummies for Iowa's long winters. Fictional, but concept...
by Prairie Pantry Edibles
Edibles / Gummies
THC 9.5%
$23.00 / 10pk gummies
Pantry-kept Sour Diesel drops for Iowa's most fictional winter nights.
by Prairie Pantry Gummies
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 13.5%
$31.00 / 1 chocolate bar
Cookie-worker chocolate from Iowa's belt. Fiction baked into every square.
by Cornbelt Cookie Works