Des Moines Downtown Dank
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Iowa's capitol-adjacent fictional dispensary, just blocks from where legalization could actually happen.
420 Capitol Dream Ave, Des Moines, IA 50319
515-555-1717 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-10pm, Sun 11am-8pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC 21.0%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
A regal purple over the Des Moines skyline. Granddaddy Purple, Iowa-style and...
by Des Moines Dank Co.
Flower / Hybrid
THC 22.0%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
A multi-award winner from Iowa's fictional harvest. AK-47 never tasted so Mid...
by Hawkeye Harvest Cannabis
Flower / Sativa
THC 22.0%
$47.00 / 1/8 oz
Morning harvest Mimosa for Iowa's early-rising fictional cannabis consumers.
by Hawkeye Harvest Cannabis
Flower / Hybrid
THC 23.5%
$49.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet as a state fair Sherbert cone in Des Moines. The dispensary does not ex...
by Des Moines Dank Co.
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 86.0%
$65.00 / 1g
Capitol-pure fictional distillate with a Blue Dream clarity that only Iowa's ...
by Des Moines Distillate Lab
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 66.0%
$69.00 / 1g
Apple orchard rosin pressed from Iowa's most fictional farming tradition. Swe...
by Prairie Rosin Press
Edibles / Beverage
THC 8.0%
$18.00 / 12 oz can
Honey-sweet OG Kush sparkling beverage. Hawk-approved, legally fictional.
by Hawkeye Honey Edibles
Edibles / Gummies
THC 9.5%
$23.00 / 10pk gummies
Pantry-kept Sour Diesel drops for Iowa's most fictional winter nights.
by Prairie Pantry Gummies