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Dubuque Dank Dispensary

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Perched over the Mississippi, Dubuque's second fictional dispensary deals in dreams and imaginary flower.

11 Mississippi Daydream Blvd, Dubuque, IA 52003
563-555-2020 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 10am-5pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Davenport Delta Skywalker OG
Flower / Indica
THC 26.5%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
Skywalker OG beside the Mississippi delta. The Force is strong in Davenport's...
by Davenport Delta Flower
Loess Hills Wax Wedding Cake
Concentrate / Wax
THC 73.0%
$56.00 / 1g
Layered wax as complex as Iowa's loess bluffs with Wedding Cake sweetness in ...
by Loess Hills Wax Co.
Loess Hills Wax Runtz Live Resin
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 74.0%
$77.00 / 1g
Layered Runtz live resin from western Iowa's most fictional bluff-top extract...
by Loess Hills Wax Co.
Dubuque Bluff Shatter Zkittlez
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 78.0%
$64.00 / 1g
Shattering expectations from Dubuque's bluffs with rainbow Zkittlez fiction.
by Dubuque Bluff Extracts
Council Bluffs Blunt Co. Gelato
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC 24.0%
$21.00 / 1 pre-roll
Blunt for the Iowa-Nebraska border dreamer. Gelato in fiction while Omaha wat...
by Council Bluffs Blunt Co.
Loess Hills Wax Tropicana Cookies
Concentrate / Wax
THC 70.0%
$56.00 / 1g
Tropical cookie wax layered like Iowa bluffs and flavored with sunny fictiona...
by Loess Hills Extract Co.
Dubuque Bluff Rosin Sherbert
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 65.0%
$71.00 / 1g
Sherbert rosin pressed from the limestone bluffs above Dubuque. Fictional, sp...
by Dubuque Bluff Extracts

Satire Ends Here

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⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️