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Field of Dreams Dispensary

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Davenport's second fictional dispensary, where if you build it, imaginary customers will come.

8 Shoeless Joe Circle, Davenport, IA 52806
563-555-1212 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Field of Dreams Gorilla Glue
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.5%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
If you grow it in fiction, they will come. Sticky Gorilla Glue from Dyersvill...
by Field of Dreams Flower Co.
Field of Dreams Trainwreck
Flower / Sativa
THC 24.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
If you build a Trainwreck in a cornfield, they will come — in complete imagin...
by Field of Dreams Flower Co.
Davenport Delta Skywalker OG
Flower / Indica
THC 26.5%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
Skywalker OG beside the Mississippi delta. The Force is strong in Davenport's...
by Davenport Delta Flower
Dubuque Bluff Shatter Zkittlez
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 78.0%
$64.00 / 1g
Shattering expectations from Dubuque's bluffs with rainbow Zkittlez fiction.
by Dubuque Bluff Extracts
Field of Dreams Salve Biscotti
Topicals / Salve
THC 7.0%
$36.00 / 1 oz salve
If you build a dispensary in a cornfield, people might buy this Biscotti salv...
by Field of Dreams Salve
Field of Dreams Regular Gorilla Glue
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 25.0%
$15.00 / 1 pre-roll
Roll one in the cornfield and they will dream. Gorilla Glue from Dyersville's...
by Field of Dreams Pre-Rolls
Field of Dreams Regular Jack Herer
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 21.0%
$13.00 / 1 pre-roll
Jack Herer would have built a field of dreams for Iowa's cannabis activists. ...
by Field of Dreams Pre-Rolls
Dubuque Bluff Rosin Sherbert
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 65.0%
$71.00 / 1g
Sherbert rosin pressed from the limestone bluffs above Dubuque. Fictional, sp...
by Dubuque Bluff Extracts

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