Five Seasons Cannabis Market
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Cedar Rapids's fictional cannabis market, celebrating the City of Five Seasons in full imagination.
555 Fantasy Corridor, Cedar Rapids, IA 52401
319-555-0303 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 10am-5pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.5%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
If you grow it in fiction, they will come. Sticky Gorilla Glue from Dyersvill...
by Field of Dreams Flower Co.
Flower / Hybrid
THC 25.0%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet as an Iowa farm wedding. Hawkeye-inspired Wedding Cake for the fictiona...
by Hawkeye Hills Herb
Flower / Sativa
THC 21.5%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Five Seasons City pays homage to activist Jack Herer with this fictional sati...
by Cedar Rapids Craft Cannabis
Flower / Sativa
THC 24.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
If you build a Trainwreck in a cornfield, they will come — in complete imagin...
by Field of Dreams Flower Co.
Flower / Hybrid
THC 29.0%
$62.00 / 1/8 oz
All-star potency from Cedar Rapids's most fictional craft operation. Pass it ...
by Cedar Rapids Craft Cannabis
Concentrate / Wax
THC 72.5%
$57.00 / 1g
Sticky-tall Gorilla Glue wax for Iowa's grass-level fictional extract enthusi...
by Tallgrass Labs
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 71.5%
$75.00 / 1g
Breakfast bowl live resin from Iowa's tallgrass prairie fantasy laboratory.
by Tallgrass Labs
Edibles / Gummies
THC 11.0%
$24.00 / 10pk gummies
Wild and candy-sweet Runtz gummies from Iowa's tallgrass imagination.
by Tallgrass Treats