Hawkeye Green Dispensary
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Des Moines's most imaginary dispensary, serving the capital's entirely fictional cannabis community.
420 Prairie Dream Blvd, Des Moines, IA 50309
515-555-0101 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC 21.0%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Black and gold in spirit, blue and dreamy in fiction. Iowa's most imaginary h...
by Hawkeye Harvest Cannabis
Flower / Sativa
THC 22.5%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Standing as tall as the native grasses, Sour Diesel powers through Iowa's fic...
by Tallgrass Flower Reserve
Flower / Indica
THC 21.0%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
A regal purple over the Des Moines skyline. Granddaddy Purple, Iowa-style and...
by Des Moines Dank Co.
Flower / Sativa
THC 20.5%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
As poison to dull afternoons as the tallgrass is to a flat Iowa horizon. Fict...
by Tallgrass Flower Reserve
Flower / Hybrid
THC 22.0%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
A multi-award winner from Iowa's fictional harvest. AK-47 never tasted so Mid...
by Hawkeye Harvest Cannabis
Flower / Sativa
THC 22.0%
$47.00 / 1/8 oz
Morning harvest Mimosa for Iowa's early-rising fictional cannabis consumers.
by Hawkeye Harvest Cannabis
Flower / Hybrid
THC 23.5%
$49.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet as a state fair Sherbert cone in Des Moines. The dispensary does not ex...
by Des Moines Dank Co.
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 69.0%
$72.00 / 1g
Hawk-sharp live resin Gelato for Iowa's most discerning fictional extract con...
by Hawkeye Live Resin