Iowa River Wellness Center
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Iowa City's second fictional dispensary, flowing like the river beside it through pure imagination.
33 Riverbank Fantasy Ct, Iowa City, IA 52242
319-555-1515 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 12pm-7pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC 20.0%
$41.00 / 1/8 oz
River-flowing Northern Lights that glow in Iowa City's fiction-lit sky.
by Iowa River Reserve Flower
Flower / Indica
THC 22.0%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
Prairie-rainbow Zkittlez blooming across Iowa's imaginary botanical gardens.
by Prairie Bloom Botanicals
Flower / Hybrid
THC 20.0%
$41.00 / 1/8 oz
Soaring above Iowa City in white and fictional splendor. White Widow from the...
by Hawkeye Heights Flower
Flower / Sativa
THC 19.5%
$38.00 / 1/8 oz
Energy flowing like the Iowa River, Green Crack powers through Iowa's imagina...
by Iowa River Reserve Flower
Flower / Sativa
THC 18.5%
$38.00 / 1/8 oz
Purple haze across the Iowa prairie at sunset. A real sight, a fictional strain.
by Prairie Bloom Botanicals
Flower / Indica
THC 25.5%
$53.00 / 1/8 oz
Dessert indica from Iowa City's most fictional riverside grow. Slice of pure ...
by Iowa River Reserve Flower
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 69.0%
$72.00 / 1g
Hawk-sharp live resin Gelato for Iowa's most discerning fictional extract con...
by Hawkeye Live Resin
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 67.0%
$73.00 / 1g
Hawk-pressed rosin with Zkittlez rainbow character. Iowa's most fictional sol...
by Hawkeye Live Resin