Missouri Bluff Cannabis Co.
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Sioux City's imaginary dispensary at the confluence of three states and zero legal cannabis.
3 Fictional Bluff Terrace, Sioux City, IA 51101
712-555-0505 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 10am-5pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC 26.0%
$53.00 / 1/8 oz
Lakeside gelato for the Okoboji summer dreamer. Sweet, blue, and entirely fic...
by Okoboji Blue Flower Co.
Flower / Sativa
THC 20.5%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
As poison to dull afternoons as the tallgrass is to a flat Iowa horizon. Fict...
by Tallgrass Flower Reserve
Flower / Hybrid
THC 21.5%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Tropical lakeside vibes from Iowa's Spirit Lake region. Pineapple Express in ...
by Okoboji Blue Flower Co.
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 14.5%
$32.00 / 1 chocolate bar
Lakeside Wedding Cake chocolate for Iowa's summer cottage dreamer. Sweet and ...
by Okoboji Dream Edibles
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 16.0%
$34.00 / 2pk brownies
Lakeside GSC brownies for the Okoboji wave-catcher. Fictional fudge, real Iow...
by Okoboji Wave Gummies
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 14.5%
$28.00 / 4pk pastries
Lakeside Apple Fritter pastries for Iowa's cottage dreamers. Fictional and wa...
by Okoboji Dream Edibles
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused
THC 33.0%
$27.00 / 1 pre-roll
Lakeside infused Wedding Cake for Iowa's most romantic fictional summer cerem...
by Okoboji Spark Pre-Rolls
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused
THC 30.0%
$25.00 / 1 pre-roll
Purple Haze over the Missouri River at Sioux City. Streaming and entirely fic...
by Sioux City Stream Joints