Okoboji Shoreline Shoppe
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Lake-themed fictional dispensary for Sioux City's Okoboji dreamers and imaginary summer vacationers.
12 Dock Dream Lane, Sioux City, IA 51108
712-555-1616 (not a real number)
Mon-Sun 10am-8pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC 26.0%
$53.00 / 1/8 oz
Lakeside gelato for the Okoboji summer dreamer. Sweet, blue, and entirely fic...
by Okoboji Blue Flower Co.
Flower / Hybrid
THC 21.5%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Tropical lakeside vibes from Iowa's Spirit Lake region. Pineapple Express in ...
by Okoboji Blue Flower Co.
Concentrate / Wax
THC 74.0%
$57.00 / 1g
Biscotti wax layered like Iowa's unique loess geology. Fictional cookie-terp ...
by Loess Hills Extract Co.
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 14.5%
$32.00 / 1 chocolate bar
Lakeside Wedding Cake chocolate for Iowa's summer cottage dreamer. Sweet and ...
by Okoboji Dream Edibles
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 16.0%
$34.00 / 2pk brownies
Lakeside GSC brownies for the Okoboji wave-catcher. Fictional fudge, real Iow...
by Okoboji Wave Gummies
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 14.5%
$28.00 / 4pk pastries
Lakeside Apple Fritter pastries for Iowa's cottage dreamers. Fictional and wa...
by Okoboji Dream Edibles
Topicals / Balm
THC 9.0%
$38.00 / 2 oz balm
Layered OG Kush balm as complex as western Iowa's loess geology. Relief in fi...
by Loess Hills Lotion Works
Topicals / Lotion
THC 8.0%
$44.00 / 4 oz lotion
Force-layered Skywalker OG lotion built into the bluffs of western Iowa's ima...
by Loess Hills Lotion Works