Omaha View Dispensary
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Gazing across the river at Nebraska from Iowa's edge, this fictional dispensary dreams of a legal future.
9 Nebraskan Dream Ct, Council Bluffs, IA 51501
712-555-0808 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC 22.0%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
Prairie-rainbow Zkittlez blooming across Iowa's imaginary botanical gardens.
by Prairie Bloom Botanicals
Flower / Indica
THC 27.0%
$57.00 / 1/8 oz
Dance through the Iowa prairie with Do-Si-Dos blooming in complete and colorf...
by Prairie Bloom Botanicals
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 77.0%
$61.00 / 1g
As clear as a prairie sky, as brittle as Iowa cannabis hopes. OG Kush shatter...
by Prairie Shatter Works
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 66.0%
$69.00 / 1g
Apple orchard rosin pressed from Iowa's most fictional farming tradition. Swe...
by Prairie Rosin Press
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 79.0%
$66.00 / 1g
Permanently marking Iowa's fictional extract landscape with prairie-blown Per...
by Prairie Wind Extracts
Topicals / Patch
THC 12.0%
$50.00 / 1 transdermal patch
Wide-open prairie relief in GSC patch form. 24-hour fictional soothing across...
by Prairie Soothe Topicals
Topicals / Lotion
THC 7.5%
$42.00 / 4 oz lotion
Activist-inspired lotion from the Iowa prairie. Jack Herer would appreciate t...
by Prairie Soothe Topicals
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused
THC 32.0%
$27.00 / 1 pre-roll
Torch-infused OG Kush blazing across the Iowa prairie. Fictional and high-vol...
by Prairie Torch Pre-Rolls