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Prairie Leaf Collective

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

A fictional collective for Iowa's imaginary cannabis reform advocates and pretend patients.

1 Legalize Lane, Des Moines, IA 50312
515-555-0202 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 11am-6pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Hawkeye Blue Dream
Flower / Hybrid
THC 21.0%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Black and gold in spirit, blue and dreamy in fiction. Iowa's most imaginary h...
by Hawkeye Harvest Cannabis
Cornbelt OG Kush
Flower / Indica
THC 23.0%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
OG Kush rooted in Iowa's agricultural heartland. As classic as a cornfield in...
by Cornbelt Cultivars
Prairie Bloom GSC
Flower / Hybrid
THC 24.5%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Girl Scout Cookies bloom across Iowa's prairie in fictional splendor.
by Prairie Bloom Botanicals
Prairie Bloom Zkittlez
Flower / Indica
THC 22.0%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
Prairie-rainbow Zkittlez blooming across Iowa's imaginary botanical gardens.
by Prairie Bloom Botanicals
Cornbelt Runtz
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.0%
$57.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet as candy corn, which Iowa understands better than most. Cornbelt Runtz ...
by Cornbelt Cultivars
Prairie Bloom Purple Haze
Flower / Sativa
THC 18.5%
$38.00 / 1/8 oz
Purple haze across the Iowa prairie at sunset. A real sight, a fictional strain.
by Prairie Bloom Botanicals
Prairie Bloom Do-Si-Dos
Flower / Indica
THC 27.0%
$57.00 / 1/8 oz
Dance through the Iowa prairie with Do-Si-Dos blooming in complete and colorf...
by Prairie Bloom Botanicals
Prairie Shatter OG Kush
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 77.0%
$61.00 / 1g
As clear as a prairie sky, as brittle as Iowa cannabis hopes. OG Kush shatter...
by Prairie Shatter Works

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Iowa:

Advocacy Organizations

The nation's largest cannabis advocacy organization, working to reform marijuana laws since 1970.
The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️