Prairie Wind Wellness Shop
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Wind-blown and fictional, Prairie Wind Wellness brings imaginary cannabis to southwest Des Moines.
66 Open Plain Fake Rd, Des Moines, IA 50321
515-555-1919 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 10am-5pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.5%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
If you grow it in fiction, they will come. Sticky Gorilla Glue from Dyersvill...
by Field of Dreams Flower Co.
Flower / Indica
THC 21.0%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
A regal purple over the Des Moines skyline. Granddaddy Purple, Iowa-style and...
by Des Moines Dank Co.
Flower / Sativa
THC 24.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
If you build a Trainwreck in a cornfield, they will come — in complete imagin...
by Field of Dreams Flower Co.
Flower / Sativa
THC 20.0%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Industrial-strength Lemon Haze from the Cedar Valley's most fictional blue-co...
by Waterloo Works Flower
Flower / Hybrid
THC 23.5%
$49.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet as a state fair Sherbert cone in Des Moines. The dispensary does not ex...
by Des Moines Dank Co.
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 86.0%
$65.00 / 1g
Capitol-pure fictional distillate with a Blue Dream clarity that only Iowa's ...
by Des Moines Distillate Lab
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 68.0%
$70.00 / 1g
Wind-pressed solventless rosin with Sour Diesel character. Iowa prairie-power...
by Prairie Wind Extracts
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 79.0%
$66.00 / 1g
Permanently marking Iowa's fictional extract landscape with prairie-blown Per...
by Prairie Wind Extracts