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Quad City Green Shop

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Davenport's riverside fictional dispensary, dreaming of legal cannabis on the banks of the Mississippi.

7 Imaginary River Rd, Davenport, IA 52801
563-555-0404 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Iowa River Northern Lights
Flower / Indica
THC 20.0%
$41.00 / 1/8 oz
River-flowing Northern Lights that glow in Iowa City's fiction-lit sky.
by Iowa River Reserve Flower
Iowa River Green Crack
Flower / Sativa
THC 19.5%
$38.00 / 1/8 oz
Energy flowing like the Iowa River, Green Crack powers through Iowa's imagina...
by Iowa River Reserve Flower
Davenport Delta Skywalker OG
Flower / Indica
THC 26.5%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
Skywalker OG beside the Mississippi delta. The Force is strong in Davenport's...
by Davenport Delta Flower
Iowa River Ice Cream Cake
Flower / Indica
THC 25.5%
$53.00 / 1/8 oz
Dessert indica from Iowa City's most fictional riverside grow. Slice of pure ...
by Iowa River Reserve Flower
Loess Hills Wax Wedding Cake
Concentrate / Wax
THC 73.0%
$56.00 / 1g
Layered wax as complex as Iowa's loess bluffs with Wedding Cake sweetness in ...
by Loess Hills Wax Co.
Loess Hills Wax Runtz Live Resin
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 74.0%
$77.00 / 1g
Layered Runtz live resin from western Iowa's most fictional bluff-top extract...
by Loess Hills Wax Co.
Loess Hills Wax Biscotti
Concentrate / Wax
THC 74.0%
$57.00 / 1g
Biscotti wax layered like Iowa's unique loess geology. Fictional cookie-terp ...
by Loess Hills Extract Co.
Iowa River Gummies Blue Dream
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$25.00 / 10pk gummies
Blue Dream gummies flowing from the Iowa River confection tradition. Fictiona...
by Iowa River Confections

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Iowa:

Advocacy Organizations

The nation's largest cannabis advocacy organization, working to reform marijuana laws since 1970.
The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
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