Writers' Workshop Wellness
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Iowa City's literarily fictional dispensary, where MFA students write about cannabis they cannot legally buy.
100 Literary Dream Ave, Iowa City, IA 52240
319-555-0606 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-10pm, Sun 11am-8pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Sativa
THC 22.5%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Standing as tall as the native grasses, Sour Diesel powers through Iowa's fic...
by Tallgrass Flower Reserve
Flower / Hybrid
THC 20.0%
$41.00 / 1/8 oz
Soaring above Iowa City in white and fictional splendor. White Widow from the...
by Hawkeye Heights Flower
Flower / Indica
THC 25.5%
$53.00 / 1/8 oz
Dessert indica from Iowa City's most fictional riverside grow. Slice of pure ...
by Iowa River Reserve Flower
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 69.0%
$72.00 / 1g
Hawk-sharp live resin Gelato for Iowa's most discerning fictional extract con...
by Hawkeye Live Resin
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 68.0%
$70.00 / 1g
Wind-pressed solventless rosin with Sour Diesel character. Iowa prairie-power...
by Prairie Wind Extracts
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 67.0%
$73.00 / 1g
Hawk-pressed rosin with Zkittlez rainbow character. Iowa's most fictional sol...
by Hawkeye Live Resin
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$25.00 / 10pk gummies
Blue Dream gummies flowing from the Iowa River confection tradition. Fictiona...
by Iowa River Confections
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 14.0%
$29.00 / 4pk cookies
Iowa River Biscotti bites, baked entirely in imagination but conceptually cri...
by Iowa River Confections