Totally Fake Dispensaries in Iowa
420 Prairie Dream Blvd, Des Moines, IA 50309
515-555-0101
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
1 Legalize Lane, Des Moines, IA 50312
515-555-0202
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 11am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
555 Fantasy Corridor, Cedar Rapids, IA 52401
319-555-0303
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 10am-5pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
7 Imaginary River Rd, Davenport, IA 52801
563-555-0404
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
3 Fictional Bluff Terrace, Sioux City, IA 51101
712-555-0505
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 10am-5pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
100 Literary Dream Ave, Iowa City, IA 52240
319-555-0606
Mon-Sat 10am-10pm, Sun 11am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
88 Valley Dream Blvd, Waterloo, IA 50701
319-555-0707
Mon-Sat 9am-7pm, Sun 11am-5pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
9 Nebraskan Dream Ct, Council Bluffs, IA 51501
712-555-0808
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
64 Blufftop Fantasy Rd, Dubuque, IA 52001
563-555-0909
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 12pm-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
30 Tornado Alley Fake St, Ames, IA 50010
515-555-1010
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
44 Bluff Imaginary Trail, Sioux City, IA 51105
712-555-1111
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 10am-5pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
8 Shoeless Joe Circle, Davenport, IA 52806
563-555-1212
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
77 Northeast Iowa Dream Rd, Waterloo, IA 50703
319-555-1313
Mon-Sat 9am-7pm, Sun Closed
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
2 Cornrow Circle, Ames, IA 50014
515-555-1414
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-5pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
33 Riverbank Fantasy Ct, Iowa City, IA 52242
319-555-1515
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 12pm-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
12 Dock Dream Lane, Sioux City, IA 51108
712-555-1616
Mon-Sun 10am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
420 Capitol Dream Ave, Des Moines, IA 50319
515-555-1717
Mon-Sat 9am-10pm, Sun 11am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
5 Czech Village Fantasy Way, Cedar Rapids, IA 52404
319-555-1818
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 11am-5pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
66 Open Plain Fake Rd, Des Moines, IA 50321
515-555-1919
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 10am-5pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
11 Mississippi Daydream Blvd, Dubuque, IA 52003
563-555-2020
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 10am-5pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
Imaginary Brands
and 38 more imaginary brands...
Featured Fake Products
Flower / Hybrid
THC 21.0%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Black and gold in spirit, blue and dreamy in fiction. Iowa's most imaginary h...
by Hawkeye Harvest Cannabis
Flower / Indica
THC 23.0%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
OG Kush rooted in Iowa's agricultural heartland. As classic as a cornfield in...
by Cornbelt Cultivars
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.5%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
If you grow it in fiction, they will come. Sticky Gorilla Glue from Dyersvill...
by Field of Dreams Flower Co.
Flower / Hybrid
THC 24.5%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Girl Scout Cookies bloom across Iowa's prairie in fictional splendor.
by Prairie Bloom Botanicals
Flower / Sativa
THC 22.5%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Standing as tall as the native grasses, Sour Diesel powers through Iowa's fic...
by Tallgrass Flower Reserve
Flower / Indica
THC 20.0%
$41.00 / 1/8 oz
River-flowing Northern Lights that glow in Iowa City's fiction-lit sky.
by Iowa River Reserve Flower
Flower / Indica
THC 21.0%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
A regal purple over the Des Moines skyline. Granddaddy Purple, Iowa-style and...
by Des Moines Dank Co.
Flower / Hybrid
THC 25.0%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet as an Iowa farm wedding. Hawkeye-inspired Wedding Cake for the fictiona...
by Hawkeye Hills Herb
Flower / Hybrid
THC 26.0%
$53.00 / 1/8 oz
Lakeside gelato for the Okoboji summer dreamer. Sweet, blue, and entirely fic...
by Okoboji Blue Flower Co.
Flower / Indica
THC 22.0%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
Prairie-rainbow Zkittlez blooming across Iowa's imaginary botanical gardens.
by Prairie Bloom Botanicals
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.0%
$57.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet as candy corn, which Iowa understands better than most. Cornbelt Runtz ...
by Cornbelt Cultivars
Flower / Hybrid
THC 20.0%
$41.00 / 1/8 oz
Soaring above Iowa City in white and fictional splendor. White Widow from the...
by Hawkeye Heights Flower
Upcoming (Imaginary) Events
These events are fictional. Dates are always in the future. Just like federal legalization.
7:00 PM
Hawkeye Green Dispensary
Hosted by: Hawkeye Harvest Cannabis
Admission: Free (imaginary)
6:30 PM
Field of Dreams Dispensary
Hosted by: Field of Dreams Flower Co.
Admission: Free
5:00 PM
Writers' Workshop Wellness
Hosted by: Iowa City Couch Joints
Admission: Free
7:30 PM
Loess Hills Cannabis Outpost
Hosted by: Loess Hills Extract Co.
Admission: Free (imaginary ticket required)
7:00 PM
Cornbelt Cannabis Hub
Hosted by: Tallgrass Flower Reserve
Admission: $5 (imaginary cover charge)
6:00 PM
Five Seasons Cannabis Market
Hosted by: Cedar Rapids Craft Cannabis
Admission: Free
7:00 PM
Prairie Leaf Collective
Hosted by: Prairie Wind Extracts
Admission: $10 (entirely imaginary)
7:30 PM
Okoboji Shoreline Shoppe
Hosted by: Okoboji Dream Edibles
Admission: Free (RSVP to a fictional email)
5:30 PM
Des Moines Downtown Dank
Hosted by: Des Moines Dank Co.
Admission: Free
6:30 PM
Missouri Bluff Cannabis Co.
Hosted by: Okoboji Blue Flower Co.
Admission: $8 (fictional dollars accepted)